1.
Gimli is a gentleman,
but he knows nothin' 'bout swordfightin',
he hacks and hacks
at men with his axe,
too bad he's too short to reach them!
2.
Pippin and Merry, two hobbit kin,
used to drink beer in their hobbit dens,
but that soon changed
when Jack Sparrow came,
and said, "Have some rum, my hobbit friends!"
The second poem uses a character from Pirates of the Caribbean, but I still think they're cute.