A Hobbit Song

Remember in Fellowship of the Ring when Pippin and Merry sing a cute little chant at the Green Dragon Inn? Well, I was sitting in bed at midnight thinking about that when a couple of my own popped into my head, so I wrote them down. Here they are:

1.
Gimli is a gentleman,
but he knows nothin' 'bout swordfightin',
he hacks and hacks
at men with his axe,
too bad he's too short to reach them!

2.
Pippin and Merry, two hobbit kin,
used to drink beer in their hobbit dens,
but that soon changed
when Jack Sparrow came,
and said, "Have some rum, my hobbit friends!"

The second poem uses a character from Pirates of the Caribbean, but I still think they're cute.